Happy Friday- Ranjith Almeida

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC – HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!

Ranjith

 

Black Bras 

– size 38 

This is too funny 

not to share. 

The Business Deal

 

A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs. 

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. 

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “…please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese guy answers: 

“I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps

to you Jews for $200.00 each.”

Business is Business!

 

8 thoughts on “Happy Friday- Ranjith Almeida

  1. Dear Ranjit
    I always enjoy the jokes and attachments you send .They always make me laugh and as you know laughter is he best medicine.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Praxy

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      • Dear Esiri,
        The brazier, 38 cup, ‘cut above’
        As a joke too this is ‘cut above’
        Fantastic ‘pun’ yet my failing brain,
        Took time to get, ‘the pun too is cut above’
        Thanks
        Ariya

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    • Praxy, you are absolutely right, his jokes are hilarious

      So is the delivery and timing, a man with many talents

      Another thing I notice, all narratives are Snow White clean

      Familiar with size thirty eight, in that score too he is not lean

      Ariya

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